UNINVITED
(1988)/MUTANT (1984)Just in time for Halloween, Liberation Entertainment has unveiled a duo of low brow, low budget, B pictures that, when approached with low expectations, can be quite rewarding, or at the very least, good for a cheap laugh.
While
traveling down south, Josh (Wings Hauser, DEADLY FORCE) and his younger brother
Mike (Lee Montgomery, BEN) find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere
after the roadside antics of a group of stereotypical hillbillies forces their
car off the road and into a ditch. Hitching a ride to the nearest podunk town,
the two brothers barely have time to find their bearings before stumbling over
a discarded body. Freaking out, Mike seeks help in the town's sole watering
hole, only to run into the same clichéd rednecks from earlier, all of
whom are none to pleased to see city folk in their neck of the woods. Of course
a brawl ensues and threats are made but thankfully Sheriff Stewart (Bo Hopkins,
MIDNIGHT EXPRESS) is present and steps in to prevent any unnecessary rebel rousing.
After failing to deliver on the dead body that Mike so insistently claims to
have seen, Sheriff Stewart escorts the brothers to the house of a nearby good
samaritan to crash for the night. Looking to keep his sleepy town as quite as
possible, the Sheriff suggests that they gets some rest but be on their way
by morning, a proposition that sound all too fine to Josh.
Waking
up the next day, eager to get their car fixed and get the hell outta Dodge,
Josh looks in on his brother only to find him missing. Desperate to be on his
way, Josh goes into to town to find his brother, but instead finds a town practically
deserted. Of the few residents still up and kicking, Dr. Tate (Jennifer Warren,
NIGHT MOVES), the local physician, has been diligently working on a problem.
Bodies have indeed been turning up in the small country town and with each case
a strange yellowish bile has been present. Aided by Sheriff Stewart, whose wears
his drinking problem like a badge, the doctor thinks she may be onto something
but as darkness falls the neighborhood is turned asunder. There must be something
in the water because once passive neighbors have somehow been mutated into bloodthirsty
killers. Active only at night, the gruesome ghouls, hungry for flesh, terrorize
the once peaceful community, leaving Sheriff Stewart, Dr. Tate, Josh and a pretty
young teacher (Jody Medford) to fend for themselves, least they become a late
night snack.
At
what point in his career do you think Bo Hopkins just showed up on set dressed
as a sheriff? It certainly would have saved the costume department a few bucks.
While his screen time is minimal when compared to that of Wings, Bo does here
what Bo does best; playing an authority figure trying to unravel a mystery,
all the while maintaining a sense of civility and southern charm. The hook this
time around is that Sheriff Stewart likes the sauce. Otherwise there is little
difference between Sheriff Stewart and Sheriff Burke from SWEET SIXTEEN, which
Bo portrayed a year prior. As leading men go, Wings Hauser is kind of a dick,
at least for the first half of the picture. Somehow however by the time the
crazed zombie like townsfolk start to attack, you actually begin to feel a bit
of empathy for the guy. It’s hard not too, considering all he is forced
to go through. He loses his brother, potentially meets the love of his life
in Holly, the small town teacher, and has to protect himself and his new sweetheart
from a legion of mutated good ol’ boys eager to rip at their face and
eat their flesh. Both Bo and Wings would again work together a few years later
in Nico Mastorakis’s NIGHTMARE AT NOON, which features an almost identical
plot to MUTANT.
While
admittedly very bad, I must confess not feeling altogether let down by the time
MUTANT's end credits rolled. Truth be told I was pleasantly surprised by the
bleak tone the picture hints at towards its conclusion, although an obligatory
turn at the film's final moment shattered any notion of an original ending.
The picture is also surprisingly well paced. John 'Bud' Cardos (KINGDOM OF THE
SPIDER) doesn’t pull off any particularly memorable shots, save for the
final, potentially dire set piece mentioned previously, but the picture's overall
flow is steady enough to allow for an enjoyable, if at times bumpy ride.
The
heat is about to come down on Walter Graham (Alex Cord, Michael Coldsmith Briggs
III on “Airwolf”) and his associates. In a desperate attempt to
recoup as much of their assets as possible before the government freezes their
funds, Walter, along with his right hand man Mike (George Kennedy, DEATH SHIP)
and their bumbling cohort Albert (Clu Gulager, THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD),
hop on a private boat en route for the Cayman Islands, where their stolen funds
rest peacefully in an off shore account. Accompanying the three business men,
much to Mike’s dismay, are a duo of bikini clad beauties, Bobbie (Clare
Carey) and Suzanne (Shari Shattuck), picked up along the strip in Fort Lauderdale
by Walter the previous day. Walter did not however expect the ladies to arrive
with their own guests, a trio of college men, Martin (Eric Larson, DEMON WIND),
Lance (Beau Dremann, MY SCIENCE PROJECT) and Corey (Rob Estes), as well as a
stray pussy cat Rachel found roaming the docks. Having fired his previous crew,
and upon the suggestion of his young captain Rachel (Toni Hudson), Walter agrees
to let the three men stay as his employees. While Walter and Mike are the last
men you would want to cross, it turns out that the three men have more to fear
from their feline stowaway than their new bosses. Having escaped from a scientific
lab, the precocious pussy makes quick work of the ship's crew, gnawing off any
limb that gets too close to its ravenous teeth. With the ship's fuel line having
been chewed through and all navigational tools damaged, the crew's numbers begin
to dwindle as the killer pussy's infectious bite causes panic in open waters.
Personally
I have never found cats to be very effective implements of horror. They can
certainly be creepy, I’ll give you that, but rarely do they instill dread.
Maybe it’s the fact -- and I don’t mean to sounds cruel or get PETA
all up in arms- - but in a defensive situation, I can kick a cat. Don’t
get me wrong, I’m a cat lover. I have three cats myself. All I’m
saying is if a demonic pussy cat starts to charge at me, hell-bent on making
my ankles its next meal, well, I’m not afraid to bend a kitty like Beckham
in order to protect myself. That said, the pussy in Greydon Clark’s UNINVITED
is anything but terrifying. Obviously a puppet, and a poorly constructed one
at that, Greydon’s killer feline is so mangled and visually confusing
that am I still not sure what exactly it’s suppose to be. Either it’s
a mutated cat that has a small demon spawn living in its belly or the cat is
able to turn itself inside out, morphing into a mangled, hellish creature with
a craving for blood. Either way, it looks like the business end of a dirty mop.
Easily
UNINVITED's most recognizable face is that of George Kennedy’s. I’m
going to go out on a limb and suggest that George didn't have to delve all that
deep to get into the easily irritated mindset of Mike, as it’s pretty
clear that George would have liked to have been anywhere else at the time other
than making this film. Maybe DEATH SHIP left a bad taste in his mouth in regards
to horror on the high sea. Looking quite fine in a bikini is Clare Carey, another
familiar face who also stared in WAXWORK, shot the same year. Clare is probably
best known from her work on television, both as a regular on the early 1990s
sitcom “Coach” and more recently on the short lived, post apocalyptic
television drama “Jericho”. Having partook in a number of cult titles,
including SCHOOL SPIRIT and LEATHERFACE: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III, Toni Hudson
will stand out, at least to anyone who grew up in the 1980s, as Terry’s
(Joyce Hyser) best friend in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS. Toni is cute as a button
here and is one of the few actors whose performance seems somewhat grounded
and not wildly over the top. Fans of prime time soap opera dramas will get a
kick out of seeing a young Rob Estes, who would move on to a number reoccurring
leading roles on “Silk Stockings”, “Melrose Place” and
most recently on the revamped “90210”.
No
stranger to low budget exploitation, Greydon Clark delivers a manic if somewhat
rushed monster picture with UNINVITED. Maybe it’s just the slapped together
killer cat puppet but it feels like the whole of the picture was shot in about
three days. I’m sure this is not the case, as according to comments left
on his official website, www.greydonclark.com,
Greydon used his own pool to shoot the interior of the sinking ship. Proof that
he gave it his all, despite budgetary limitations in getting UNINVITED in the
can. Still, in comparison to MUTANT, UNINVITED's cheese level may be higher
but the final product is not nearly as appetizing, and it fails to stack up
to Greydon’s earlier work, such as the highly entertaining SATAN’S
CHEERLEADERS.
Liberation
Entertainment originally released MUTANT, also known as NIGHT SHADOWS, on DVD
as a stand alone title in 2006, as have several other distributors, including
Westlake and Elite Entertainment. While past releases have apparently featured
the film in widescreen, this double bill features the film full frame with a
visual presentation that can be described as watchable. The picture tends to
get drowned out in several night and dark corner scenes, but for the most part,
you can follow the action just fine. There is surprisingly little in the way
of dirt and debris and the Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track does a serviceable
job to both dialogue and Richard Band’s original score.
Back
when VHS was king, UNINVITED was released into American homes by New Star Video
with a cover that gave a fair assessment as to what viewers could expect, but
in comparison to the U.K. cover (which featured a skull capped boat flanked
by a flaming demon cat head!), was a grade school doodle not worthy of placement
on the refrigerator door. Pretty much on par with its companion film's presentation,
UNINVITED is on hand full frame in a passable transfer that allows one to get
enough of a glimpse of the less than ferocious feline to illicit more than a
passing chuckle. Colors are fair but far from crisp and the audio track is strong
enough to follow dialogue, but dammit if that cat never shuts up. As of this
writing, a stand alone release of UNINVITED is scheduled to be released courtesy
of Cheezy Flicks with a street date of 10/20/2009. Honesty, if you’re
going to fork over your hard earned dollars to see a killer kitty flick, you
might as well opt for this release and consider MUTANT an added bonus. Each
feature comes with chapter menus, otherwise the only extras are trailers for
TOKYO!, ONE EYED MONSTER and JUST BURIED, which play before the main menu. (Jason
McElreath)