STREET
CORNER/BECAUSE OF EVE (1948)Following the introduction of
the Hayes Office and their Production Code in the early 1930s, prohibiting certain
elements and types of social behavior from being shown in motion pictures, the
pioneers of exploitation, Dan Sonney, Kroger Babb, and other legendary hucksters
of the time period, began producing feature films that tapped into those forbidden
fruits: sex, drugs, and bad taste. Rather than risk booking the films into regular-run
theaters, the "road show" was born, with distributors and producers
carting their film prints around the country for brief one-week venues, appearing
in cities ranging from backwoods Bible belt shanty towns to bustling metropolises.
Their ticket past the censors? The majority of the films were presented as educational
presentations; tackling subjects such as premarital sex, venereal disease, childbirth,
drug use, and other forms of social deviance, these attractions piled on as
much nudity and shock v
alue
as they could get away with, and drew in millions at the box office in the process.
Digging into their very large library of road show pictures, Something Weird
has presented two of their very best "road show" rarities: STREET
CORNER and BECAUSE OF EVE, both of which provide enough startling documentary
footage and campy theatrics for several evenings' worth of entertainment!
Lois Marsh (Marcia Mae Jones)
is a sensitive young teenage girl who is coerced into going all the way with
her boyfriend Bob, who proposes to her directly after doing the deed (pretty
presumptuous, ain't he?!). When Lois feels her biological clock stop ticking,
she seeks help from Bob only for him to die in a car crash on his way to visit
her! It is left up to Kitty, a waitress at the local teen hangout, to provide
her money for a...(GASP!)...abortion!! Who's to blame for this? Lois' parents,
of course, who are admonished by somber Dr. Fenton (Joseph Crehan) for going
to costume parties instead of telling their daughter about the birds and the
bees! Before the running time's through, we're treated to Dr. Fenton's handy
educational footage, including animated reproduction drawings, a jaw-dropping
birth AND a Caesarian section, and a short entitled "Human Wreckage,"
highlighting incredibly gruesome victims of venereal disease amidst warnings
of visiting back-alley crackpots. Cringe as you witness genital warts, tongue
shankers, penises cracking in two, a gigantic red inflated ballsack, and erupting
blisters and bumps all over the body!! Dr. Fenton, who's been
hosting
the film, is interrupted by his nurse: "Are you talking to yourself?"
Looking straight at the camera, Fenton answers, "I hope not! I wonder if
I've been talking to myself all my life!" If you haven't learned yet to
keep your trouser snake to yourself until you say the vows, enjoy your stay
in Hell!
Featuring the typical foreword/introduction
scrolled before the feature film, STREET CORNER is a marvelous example of the
"childbirth" subgenre of the road show rarities. The storyline of
a likable young all-American teenager getting into trouble and turning to a
nasty foreign aid is typical of these films, and is aided by two earnest cast
members: Marcia Mae Jones and Joseph Crehan. If Marcia Mae Jones' name sounds
familiar, you might remember that she was a very well-known child actor in the
30s, appearing in several Shirley Temple films (most notably in HEIDI and THE
LITTLE PRINCESS). How she wound up in a low-budget roadshow attraction is beyond
me, but she must have hit the skids pretty quickly. Surprisingly, she was still
working in Hollywood at the time (1948), and one wonders where she is today?
Crehan would show up in BECAUSE OF EVE, the disc's co-feature, and was another
popular character actor in smaller Hollywood films.
BECAUSE OF EVE is one of the campiest
and most ridiculous road show flicks you're going to see. Opening with another
melodramatic foreword, a million "special thanks" credits, and a narrator
discussing God's creation of the Earth in seven days, we then are introduced
to Bob and Sally, an all-American couple preparing to be married and with a
baby on the way. Bob marvels, "Think of it: Me! A real, live father!".
Joseph Crehan is back, this time as Dr. West, the couples' doctor. Sally muses,
"Remember when you taught us about the facts of life, Doctor?". But
the real gutbuster is when Dr. West unveils Bob and Sally's dark secrets during
a visit: "Sally, that first baby didn't hurt you a bit. You can have plenty
more if you want to. And Bob, you'll be pleased to know that there's no trace
of your old VD." Talk about to the point! The two lovers are horrified
with one another (Sally: "I'd sooner marry a leper! Now I'm going out into
the clean fresh air!"; Bob: "Had yourself a baby out of wedlock and
suddenly play holier than thou!"), and almost call the marriage off...until
Dr. West sits them down and has them air out their dirty laundry beforehand.
Turns out Sally got pregnant by her old boyfriend who died in
the
War and Bob got VD from a hooker his roommate brought home for him...and both
scandals were caused by the same guy! All right, with all that settled, Dr.
West decides to gross out...I mean...educate the young couple by showing them
more gruesome short subjects, "The Story of VD," "The Story of
Reproduction," and "The Story of Birth." "VD" contains
more nasty mouth cankers, decayed teeth, blisters all over the body, bleeding
open sores, and more disfigured genitals than you'd ever want to see! And seeing
deadborn babies is a little much... A cemetery has crosses with venereal diseases
written on them, and you get to see cute little animated syphilis and gonorrhea
germs, too! "Reproduction" features animated sperm, really surprising
full-frontal male and female nude models, and lots of animated diagrams and
models. "Birth" features even more nauseating real-life birth footage,
both the vaginal and Caesarian sections, complete with plenty of oozing bodily
fluids and flowing blood! By the end of the film, you won't want to ever have
sex again, but at least you learned something!
Neither film is presented in a
stunning transfer, but considering the traveling history of each film, this
is to be expected. STREET CORNER suffers from lines, scratches, jumps, dirt,
and emulsion holes, but isn't too bad. BECAUSE OF EVE fares better, with a good
share of grain but little dirt and few scratches. The mono audio is serviceable
for both features.
The unofficial host of the disc is David F. Friedman, "The Mighty Monarch of Exploitation" and the last great living legend of exploitation from this particular time period. For a man of his years, he is still looking healthy, jovial, and is as always a great asset to Something Weird's releases. We first see Friedman providing an introduction to STREET CORNER, giving his personal definition of the term "exploitation film." And if there was ever anyone to be seen as THE authority on the subject, Friedman is it. (Fans of exploitation video releases will find themselves sneaking glances at the incredible video collection of Frank Henenlotter, seen behind Friedman during his introduction). Friedman also provides another sensational audio commentary for STREET CORNER, moderated by Mike Vraney and Henenlotter. His memory is absolutely incredible, recalling all manner of incidents touring the country with these celluloid wonders. He names some films that have been lost to the ages, discusses shady dealings and run-ins with the law and censors, and never runs out of anecdotes and memories to share with the listener, all of them fascinating. For MORE Friedman, enjoy the special book pitches seen in-between each feature film, as he gives on-camera speeches on-camera selling must-have sex hygiene books to curious theatergoers. In addition to the Friedman commentary, STREET CORNER also features two other audio options: an audio interview with the late Dan Sonney, one of the original roadshow pioneers, and an audio interview with late-in-the-game Claude Alexander, who continued road-showing into the 1960s. Sonney's interview is very slow-going, unfortunately, and it isn't enough of a walk down memory lane as Friedman's commentary. He discusses at length his father's infamy in the South as a fighter, how he got into the movie business, and his business dealings with film exhibitors and fellow producers like Adrian Weiss, Kroger Babb, and Dave Friedman. Alexander's is just as slow-going, with a few choice tales but not enough to keep most listeners alert. Still, including three of exploitation's oldest and most important movers and shakers on one disc was a wise move, and is at least historically important even if Friedman's is the only audio feature you'll find yourself revisiting.
The
Sex-Ed Trailers include a slew of roadshow previews, including that for STREET
CORNER, hosted by a somber radio announcer proclaiming it's "The Most Vital
Picture of All Time!" I WANT A BABY and MATED are trailers for the same
feature; BABY merely shows stills from the film, with plenty of hyperbole-filled
title cards, and MATED features actual footage from the flick. It looks very
low-budget, and shows some of the statistics and Supreme Court rulings making
the film legal to view! For some reason, a muscleman in a leopardskin speedo
flexes in a backyard? You will also see the results of hormones aiding breast
development and a marriage falling apart when a woman puts her feet up on the
table. MAN AND WIFE isn't really a roadshow picture, but was one of the first
pictures to start the sexumentary craze of the 1960s and early 1970s before
hardcore pornography became legal. It's meant to serve as a marital aid for
couples having trouble in the bedroom, and the trailer says that ONLY COUPLES
WILL BE ADMITTED! The feature is in color, but the trailer (which shows no footage)
is in black and white. And you get to see Don Anthony, famed "Marriage
Expert" speak in person!! MOM AND DAD is the ultimate roadshow picture,
and the most successful and recognizable film of the movement. Kroger Babb made
a fortune with this film, but the trailer shows no footage from the film (directed
by William "One-Shot" Beaudine), just hard-sell title cards. "You
See the Birth of Triplets!" TEST TUBE BABIES stars exploitation regular
Timothy Farrell without his trademark mustache, aiding a couple who are unable
to have children and who must turn to artificial insemination! Some really awful
acting here, which means it's a must-see. WE WANT A CHILD was a Danish film
(that won an award at the Venice International Film Festival?!) that made a
great roadshow flick over here. See another graphic childbirth sequence in "The
Greatest Wonder of the World"!
Claude Alexander's short "The Wondrous Story of Birth" is presented in glorious color, and looking quite nice. After thanking "the mothers of the world," the narrator proceeds to lead the viewer through the birth of a child, from reproduction through very graphic childbirth. And here is something not shown in the other features on the disc: CIRCUMCISION!! Argh! This is the most graphic childbirth of the disc, probably, so proceed with caution. Lots of lovely sprightly library music highlight the proceedings. Two galleries grace this platter: first up is a gallery of roadshow pitch books, covering all corners of the roadshow genre. This gallery features "true-life" MOM AND DAD testimonials from satisfied customers. The second gallery is comprised of roadshow exploitation art, including photos of theater marquees, hand-drawn amateur flyers, and some very obscure titles (BLONDE CAPTIVE? CHILD BRIDES OF THE ORIENT?). The audio track features MOM AND DAD radio spots, one of which is supposed to be narrated by Kroger Babb himself! This is one incredible gallery, leaving the viewer craving more roadshow madness!
It's about time Something Weird
revisited their roadshow titles following the incredible THC TRIPLE FEATURE
disc. Thankfully, Vraney hints in the commentary that there are more roadshow
discs in the works, and I say keep 'em comin! As a suggestion, include a reproduction
of a sex hygiene book with the next disc! (Casey
Scott)